pinkaliensocks:

iloe:

iloe:

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

zombooyah2thesequel:

“Victory, it seemed, was in our grasp… the very birthright of the vampires.” - UNDERWORLD (2003)

Anonymous asked:
you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?

newtgeiszler:

hyrude:

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation? 

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

sleepingwolf25:

totalspiffage:

Read this craigslist ad for a 1999 toyota corolla.

zombooyah2thesequel:

Underworld: Evolution (2006)

tomhrdy:

arms!!

gael-garcia:

Actually, I’m a big softie and that’s why I’m covered in tattoos, everything is because I’m actually quite scared of everything. The point is that I’m naturally a quite fearful person, okay? […] That’s what I trade on anyway, so I don’t go around all the time getting angry. It’s because I’m a sweetheart. I want everyone to love me. 

itsletalestrange:

I stan (1) dramatic icon.

t-gp:

my child